Friday Night At The Movies by Linda Sultan
Being a teen-ager is not an easy task. They wish to spread their wings, showing peers and parents a bit of the birth of their indepedence and maturity. We, as parents, wish to trust and encourage our teen-ager's emergence into adulthood. Linda shares, in a poetic fashion, what may happen when we agree to allow our teen-ager to have a party in our home . . . unchaperoned.
Our teenage daughter planned a little party in our house,
And while selecting who she would invite,
Most tactfully suggested they should be unchaperoned
Could we go to a movie Friday night?
We felt that we were modern parents, understood her needs,
Besides, an early movie sounded great.
She patiently explained that parties never start 'til ten.
Could we go to a show that started late?
The very thought of starting out so late brought on a yawn.
By ten o'clock my energy is spent.
And later shows have longer lines and noisy high school kids.
We graciously agreed and off we went.
The hero in the film we suffered through was typical,
His shirt was off before the second reel.
One car chase, one near fatal fall, a run-in with some thugs
Had only caused to punctuate his zeal.
The heroine, drawn into this adventure just by chance,
Presumably preferred her dresses tight.
She loathed the grimy hero, made that clear throughout the day,
Apparently she changed her mind that night.
We got back home at 1:00 a.m. both bleary-eyed and proud,
We sacrified to stregthen family ties.
And then we saw the note, "Dear Mom and Dad,
The party's down the street at Margie Fry's."
About This Story's Author:
Linda Sultan's work has been published in The Baltimore Sun, Welcome Home, Light, and a variety of other magazines and newspapers. She is the winner of a national poetry award. Ms. Sultan lives in Virginia with her husband and their dog, Cleo. You can order her book, Family Life & Other Strife, through Amazon!
Humor Is Relative's Top 12 Popular Stories:
- The Laundry Management
- My Son's Sexual Curiosity
- 'Color'ful Musings About Gray Hairs and Hair Dyes
- There's A Hair Club For Men; How About A Blue Hair Club For Women?
- How To Kill A Chicken In Three Generations
- Quibbling Sibling Rivalry
- [TIE] Flour Babies 7. [TIE] The Boyfriend
- How Would A Woman Hide Illegal Breasts?
- Conversations With Mom
- My Father-In-Law
- The Garbage Disposal
- The Tunnel of Doom
Family Life & Other Strife
[Linda Sultan; 69 pages]
Did you enjoy Friday Night At The Movies or Baked Intentions? Both were excerpts shared from Linda's poetic humorous yet sentimental penned book. I appreciate her permission to share them with Humor Is Relative's readership. She even impressed her harshest critics into giving the book raving reviews! Can you relate?
Indexed Humorous Family Stories Submissions:
2001 __ 2002 __ 2003 2004 2005 2006The main purpose of children's parties is to remind
you that there are children worse than your own.
--Katharine Whitehorn
Humor Is Relative thanks Cay Dickson, from Houston Chronicle, for the compliment!
Adolescence is that period in a kid's life when
parents become more difficult.
--Ryan O'Neal
Think you have a funny story about your family, or moments in parenting, that our readers may enjoy? Review Humor Is Relative submissions guidelines & submit your story! Who knows, we just may like it!
Meet Humor Is Relative's contributing writers!
We are none of us infallible; not even the youngest of
us.
--W. H. Thompson
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning
with them won't aggravate.
--Jean Kerr